A running list of band names delivered to me by the Band Names God under the disguise of casual conversation from roughly 2019 to present.
Originality not guaranteed. Feel free to use these for your band/fantasy football team/mahjong league/United Nations subcommittee. Email me if you do. As someone who only occasionally gets to name things, I want to live vicariously through you.
Land Milk
Oceanic Mattress
Copy of Copy of Copy of Band 1
Flesh-Tone Trapezoid
Breached Weenies
Cervical Toupee
Funeral Donut
Papa Jaundice
Francophile Frangipane
Cartography Freaks
Burp Shroud
Aluminum Rabbi
Indignant Youth
Rochambeau Teratoma
Olfactory Poltergeist
Urban Aneurysm
Bollywood Octopus
Aardvark Mailman
Fentanyl Banana
Mathlete’s Foot
Permanent Koolaid Lips
Ointment Cube
Hot Box Pug
Gluteus Minimus
Titanium Coconuts
Cutting Colloids
A Tale of Four Porks
Prudish Cheese People
Aquatic Treadmill
Thornwallow
Two Daddies in a Trenchcoat
Couples’ Bank Fraud
Fustercluck
Sam Handwich
Treason Weasel
Waterbooger
Klepto Bismol
Hot Lettuce
Hammurabi’s Lawyers
Harrison Ford Fiesta
Salvadore Dali Parton
Rubbin’ Mufflers
Nut Matter
Urethra Franklin
Nose Plug Mafia
Lana Del Rabies
Amish Xbox
Steakback Outhouse
Scrap Metal Burrito
Squash Blossoms
Meatwood Flack
Funkbutter
Bank Throuple
Microsoup
Yonic Flame
Waffle Yacht
Vigilante Dentist
Puker’s High
Eurodad
Compensation Snake
Gas Station Champagne
Cheater’s Mojito
Lemonomics
Strip Club Brisket
Dessert Object
Poker Yawn
Crevice Beans
Calvin Coolidge Revival
Proxy Crotch
Felonious Lunch
Olive Garden Antipope
Dairy Wolf
Freestyle Taxidermist
Reverse Job
Cryptic Balcony
Timeshare Blenders
Pickle Dispersement Theory
Fitstank
Asphalt Biscuit
Strawberry Seppuku
Mole Fraud
Walk Mafia
Muted Tuber
Perceiving Lasagna
Hoisin Hindenburg
Permashrug
Aubergine Peninsula
Pearl Harbor Cookie Pizza
Uncle Bucket
Beef Pneumonia
Oceanic Mattress
Copy of Copy of Copy of Band 1
Flesh-Tone Trapezoid
Breached Weenies
Cervical Toupee
Funeral Donut
Papa Jaundice
Francophile Frangipane
Cartography Freaks
Burp Shroud
Aluminum Rabbi
Indignant Youth
Rochambeau Teratoma
Olfactory Poltergeist
Urban Aneurysm
Bollywood Octopus
Aardvark Mailman
Fentanyl Banana
Mathlete’s Foot
Permanent Koolaid Lips
Ointment Cube
Hot Box Pug
Gluteus Minimus
Titanium Coconuts
Cutting Colloids
A Tale of Four Porks
Prudish Cheese People
Aquatic Treadmill
Thornwallow
Two Daddies in a Trenchcoat
Couples’ Bank Fraud
Fustercluck
Sam Handwich
Treason Weasel
Waterbooger
Klepto Bismol
Hot Lettuce
Hammurabi’s Lawyers
Harrison Ford Fiesta
Salvadore Dali Parton
Rubbin’ Mufflers
Nut Matter
Urethra Franklin
Nose Plug Mafia
Lana Del Rabies
Amish Xbox
Steakback Outhouse
Scrap Metal Burrito
Squash Blossoms
Meatwood Flack
Funkbutter
Bank Throuple
Microsoup
Yonic Flame
Waffle Yacht
Vigilante Dentist
Puker’s High
Eurodad
Compensation Snake
Gas Station Champagne
Cheater’s Mojito
Lemonomics
Strip Club Brisket
Dessert Object
Poker Yawn
Crevice Beans
Calvin Coolidge Revival
Proxy Crotch
Felonious Lunch
Olive Garden Antipope
Dairy Wolf
Freestyle Taxidermist
Reverse Job
Cryptic Balcony
Timeshare Blenders
Pickle Dispersement Theory
Fitstank
Asphalt Biscuit
Strawberry Seppuku
Mole Fraud
Walk Mafia
Muted Tuber
Perceiving Lasagna
Hoisin Hindenburg
Permashrug
Aubergine Peninsula
Pearl Harbor Cookie Pizza
Uncle Bucket
Beef Pneumonia